Friday, July 22, 2005


TEE OFF!!!

Let me open with a little something i heard on GOLD 90.00FM."Women play golf to meet doctors.Men play golf,well,because they are doctors."Lame,i know,Doesn't make much sense..but hey,What can you expect from a jock at a oldies station?Sure as hell i don't wanna be in a job that calls what i do"practice".I mean,you make a little mistake,leave a small stainless steel instrument in someone's chest cavity,and you get screwed by every judical system in a eight hundred mile radius.So,anyways,You know me, not really into the whole soccer scene.Heck, not into the whole sports scene.What's the fun in kicking a ball around?Hitting a tiny weeny ball with 336 dimples for max air time(time in tha air,not time on TV.) with a heavy metal stick.Now,that's where the action is.A wonder that golf isn't a more bloodier sport...Why the sudden interest?Well,i don't know.Seriously.How hard can it be? Hit ball "A", with stick "B",into hole "C".Like hell.There are 34 standard golf rules by the...umm...Official golf rules making organisation.The OGRMO.Plus,there's no annoying,not to mention BORING commentator saying the name of everyone on the damn field!I mean,someday...i'm gonna puch his lights out."..and rooney gets the ball.Passes it to ronaldo.rooney again.Ronaldino.(at this point he slurps his coffee.)Rooney.Rooney has the ball(DUH).Rooney runs.Rooney....CRASH!!!(Thats where i punch him.)So yea,Golf.God's Original Life of intended Fun.

So,today...Well.Pretty routine.100 days to go to the O Levels...100 days until judgement day.Oh yea, the class felt tremors the other day too.During Social Studies.God does not like Singapore's housing policies.When the big guy says something.I LISTEN.So anyways,today we practice the Teacher's day Skit thing.I became some kinda Divine character.Don't ask.So yea.I hope those dumb little juniors in their dumb little classes in their happy half crazedd delusions get ouur jokes.So,yea. i have to go study now.Bye."Someone" is sure making a fuss...Asshole(not you,that someone.).


"The silence of the lambs is not denoted by the noiselessness of farm animals."


alone at 7:45 PM


Comments:
"u do know who plays golf? guys who are too fat to play tennis." =)
 
Meh.Either way you hit a ball around repeatedly.Well,tennis is you against your opponent.Golf,you opponent is a carefully cultivated and well groomed piece of land.A large piece pf useful land.Land that could have been extentions to national parks or repopulated with trees.Trees that are home to lots of animals.ANIMALS THAT COULD BECOME ENDANGERED!!!STUPID GOLF!!
 
You never liked animals or forests paul. What more, you even litter in forests. Now, is'nt that harming the animals which you so want to protect form 'BECOMING ENDANGERED'?
 
I may litter,but i only litter biodegradable substances.Take that!stupid duke of spain.
 
stop giving excuses for your selfish, irrespinsible behaviour.
 
eh Paul..how come ur frens so politically active in the mind?So young and so angry. Anyways..u won the bet. I found the note. Go claim 5 bucks from yer sis.
 
Did u have to remind him linda?!
 
oopppppssssssss....... i love u, Andrea?
 
i dunno.this guys a bit...eh...he will make a good punching bag don't you think?
 
what wrong wuth being active. almost half of the class does not know what going on in their neighbourhood. the other half don even know there were bombings and only 5 out of 40 ppl know who Prince Charles new wife is. (What a minute, who is Prince Charles)

We perpet to be globalized... Right... look around you. We do not need a new generation of people who perpet to be global citizens, who are obsequious; don even care about what is going on.
 
Singaporeans are becoming a ruder race of people. The words " please " and " thank you " are fast disappearing from the lexicon. Customs of a kinder, gentler age are disappearing and being replaced by an " in your face " culture.
Dare give a friendly beep to the sweet young thing in the car ahead of you - deep in conversation with her passenger - to advise that the turn arrow she has been waiting for has turned green and the most likely response is an arm instantly out the drivers window with the middle finger raised foremost.
Forget about queues at bus stops and cab ranks. Dive for the door or risk being trampled by the thundering herd behind you. It seems that Singaporeans have abandoned the tone of diplomacy and replaced it with the direct, brash approach. An example : Two ladies of ample proportions - to put it delicately - had stopped their laden shopping trolleys side by side to have a long conversation, utterly disregarding the log jam this caused in their supermarket shopping aisle.
Along comes a typical teenage 'beng' or what the Americans call 'yobo' - wearing a St George football club jersey, blue stubbies and with thongs on his feet. They(two women) show no sign of moving and so he makes his request - in his stentorian voice - which is heard all over the supermarket.

" Oi! AUNTIE, SIAM LEH. I WANT TO GET A BOTTLE OF SAUCE AH! "

Definitely not nice ! But they moved - and it does amply illustrate the new Antipodean vernacular !
 
i cants care less about hechping people.NOT QUALIFIED!!
 
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