Friday, July 22, 2005
TEE OFF!!!
Let me open with a little something i heard on GOLD 90.00FM."Women play golf to meet doctors.Men play golf,well,because they are doctors."Lame,i know,Doesn't make much sense..but hey,What can you expect from a jock at a oldies station?Sure as hell i don't wanna be in a job that calls what i do"practice".I mean,you make a little mistake,leave a small stainless steel instrument in someone's chest cavity,and you get screwed by every judical system in a eight hundred mile radius.So,anyways,You know me, not really into the whole soccer scene.Heck, not into the whole sports scene.What's the fun in kicking a ball around?Hitting a tiny weeny ball with 336 dimples for max air time(time in tha air,not time on TV.) with a heavy metal stick.Now,that's where the action is.A wonder that golf isn't a more bloodier sport...Why the sudden interest?Well,i don't know.Seriously.How hard can it be? Hit ball "A", with stick "B",into hole "C".Like hell.There are 34 standard golf rules by the...umm...Official golf rules making organisation.The OGRMO.Plus,there's no annoying,not to mention BORING commentator saying the name of everyone on the damn field!I mean,someday...i'm gonna puch his lights out."..and rooney gets the ball.Passes it to ronaldo.rooney again.Ronaldino.(at this point he slurps his coffee.)Rooney.Rooney has the ball(DUH).Rooney runs.Rooney....CRASH!!!(Thats where i punch him.)So yea,Golf.God's Original Life of intended Fun.
So,today...Well.Pretty routine.100 days to go to the O Levels...100 days until judgement day.Oh yea, the class felt tremors the other day too.During Social Studies.God does not like Singapore's housing policies.When the big guy says something.I LISTEN.So anyways,today we practice the Teacher's day Skit thing.I became some kinda Divine character.Don't ask.So yea.I hope those dumb little juniors in their dumb little classes in their happy half crazedd delusions get ouur jokes.So,yea. i have to go study now.Bye."Someone" is sure making a fuss...Asshole(not you,that someone.).
"The silence of the lambs is not denoted by the noiselessness of farm animals."
.PROFILE
Paul Victor
The crazy,wild,caged and hating it world of a dreamer stuck in a steel grey world.
Born Dreaming,So the doctor had to slap me a few extra times.
.WHISPERS
.OLD MUSINGS
.GLADES
.CREDITS
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