Tuesday, July 05, 2005
The Star Spangled Banner
Hello All!!Happy Independence Day Everyone!Today(Well, yesterday,to be exact) we celebrate the day when the world's leading nation(No,not kurdistan,A-M-E-R-I-C-A) came into sweet independence.Yes,it was this day long ago when the nation's finest minds came together to sign the sacred constituition that gave that country it's law,justice,equality and freedom of speech.Yes.The Declaration of Independence was signed this very day...Okay,so i'm a day late,so what? The people who signed it included John Hancock(Now who is remembered only through the insurance company which bears his name), Benjamin Franklin(The twit who was flying a kite in the middle of a storm.) William Whipple(I don't know who he is..but check out his funny name.) John Whitherspoon(Ancestor of Reese Whitherspoon?) and..yea.So on.This day in history! We salute the birth of the Red,White and Blue! The Stars and the Stripes.The land of the Free!!!!(Which the white men stole from the red men.)Whoo!Go George Washington!(Who is now remembered for his white hair,wooden teeth and love of all things free.) OH SAY CAN YOU SEE? IN THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT...
Well,missed school today.Why you ask?Well,i believe that it is of the utmost import that every country in the world, no matter how small and corrupt, should take a day off to gaze upon that hallowed banner of the free.Of the uoppressed.Of the brave.The banner upon which the world sits on,the dignatory of peace,the congress of progress.Okay fine. I had a really bad stomach ache last night.I mean REALLY bad.It felt like Hiroshima's twin world trade centres coming down with the panic of the Bali bombing.In my tummy...er...stomach....i meant Crap-Factory.I know it doesn't make sense.But for the love of Mankind! It was the pacific ring of fire in there(which by the way is located around indonesia,hawaii..)So yeah..One AM and i was in the toilet,feeling like i was being repeatedly run over by a garbage monster truck.Sheesh.Okay,i should stop freaking you guys out with my water closet escapades.So yea.just lazing around today.Have a new goal in life though.Buy my own ISLAND.Yes.And you,my loyal fans,will have all access VIP passes....To paradise!Where women in grass skirts will be serving you mango juice on the rocks in coconut shells.Yea.Paul-ra-dise.Perfect.
In the news today...Gay marraiges are now allowed in Italy.Amazing.Does no one else see that this is hugely wrong? "They are people too" i've heard that alot of times.But....Come on!Man wasn't created to behave like that! Say what you want,but my assertion stands.Down with gays!There's something about men and...well,men...that just disgust me.They make me shudder.What is the world coming too?I really don't know.
"One must bury the proverbial hachet before one can kick the proverbial ass."
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Paul Victor
The crazy,wild,caged and hating it world of a dreamer stuck in a steel grey world.
Born Dreaming,So the doctor had to slap me a few extra times.
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