Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Fake=Bad
Well,i mean that both literally and metaphorically.Or was that figuratively?Whatever it is, i mean it in all sense.Seriously, could'nt think of a title.Why?Well, because the mock "exams" are screwing with my mind.When you wake up at two a.m all drenched out in a cold sweat and thinking about Faraday chasing you around with a giant metal ring...well, i guess even freud would say it ain't a good sign.Mock is a bad word.Not only because it last two letters are similar to a well used and peppered swear word, but cause it M and O in the front.Mental Overhaul.Okay, i know i'm not making sense, i rarely do,so,hey.So, like i was saying,i think these Mock Exam thing is some long running joke from our beloved seniors.Sure, after they got their bloody result in their grubby little hands,the Mind breaking Mock Exams were USEFUL.Argh!Sometimes,in the middle of a two hour long paper, i just lose the will to fight.Then i lapse into happy little dreams where Sir Victor the Brave bravely fights off fire breathing rats with wings(dragons) and saves some beautiful damsel or another from green cannibal midgets.Then i wake uo to find dragon slop on my table(this,might,however,be my drool) and find my test paper missing.After a while though, it falls mysteriously from the above.Well, actually,in the sweltering conditions of the merged classrooms(and from the dragon's breath) it gets stuck to my forehead.
Then, i tried Vegetarian food.My god,that was the worst mistake of my young and accomplished life...Which makes me hate the word Mock even more.Clones never win,and Soy beans can never be chicken.Or fish.Or pork.I now have new respect for vegetarians.So much for healthy living...I wonder if teachers have blogs btw....So, in conclusion,Mock is bad.Stick to the real things.Mock exams are just there to,well,mock you.
"I shall raise a grand clone army...To counter the increasing threats of the seperatists."-Well,clones never win.Not those from kamino or even those of Bobba Fett(Or was it Jango?).Go REBELS!!!!
Current reading:The Golem's Eye,Bartimaeus Trilogy Part 2.Johnathan Stround.Highly Recomomended.
