Thursday, August 11, 2005
The Psychology Of Curry Puffs
Okay.I know what you guys are thinking...What the hell am i doing studying the complex emotional aspect of a fried dumpling?Well,sorry to burst your lurdicrous(if the spelling's wrong,blame my dear sister,currently pursuing her HONOURS.) bubble,but i dont interrogate foodstuff.What then,am i ranting about?My face off with uncle sam and a shaolin monk,of course.Now, you might be partially right in saying that this boy has LOST it.No, it all makes perfect sense.Let me tell you about my harrowing adventure in the search for gold.Black Gold.An A1 on my O level Certificate.Maybe i'm a bit ambitious,but hey,It was the great Mr .Donald Trump that said "ambition is the first step to greatness"(In the negligible off-chance that Mr.Trump actually visits this site, i would like to say that the man quoted no such thing.On the even more rare chance that Mr Trump would like to BUY this COPYRIGHT PENDING quote,he would please E-mail me at kungfu_skunk@yahoo.com.sg Thank you Mr.Trump.) Well,it's actually quite simple to make sense of my words.Come on,Ya don't need a Mensa high I.Q....Okay fine.It was my O level English Oral examination today,hence the mention of black gold.Uncle Sam and Mr.Monk were my invigilators(D.U.H) and psychology and curry puffs were what i talked about.See?How many of you guys got that?Linda?Sis?Coin collecting Blog guy?No one?sheesh....Now,why would i want to talk about a malay potato snack for my O level?You Got me there.But of course!The picture showed a group of"domestic helpers" or maids cooking curry puffs!Ingenius!How can you not see the connection?Curry puffs,most important exam in my life(literally)....And then Uncle Sam keeps questioning me!Jerk.But he's Kinda okay, i guess.If he visits this site....ah well, he dunno me,i dunno him.Anyways,the conversation was what i would like to do in the future.First reaction:DUDE!Are you like,SERIOUS?Yup.Sure breezed through it.Said that i would like to pursue a degree in Psychology(Finally get it?) And i also whacked that my dear sister was my inpiration cause she pursued a similar degree and is now in australia,A fully qualified,Highly paid,Savoire Faite SHRINK.Yeah.Lying through the skin on your teeth really works...Well, i'll leave ya here then,the shrink wants to use the pc.
"You seem like a QUIET and STUDIOUS young man."-Uncle Sam(EL ORAL INVIGILATOR,'O' levels)Lesson Learnt:I AM the master of manipulation.
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