Wednesday, February 22, 2006


The Lumbar Is Connected To The...

How it stresses on the soul!Like the unheeded birth of some unholy demon child,Such great weight on my panic that the world would likely never see again.Anguish! Yes, i needed to go to the toilet.Bad. And my problem...There was nothing to read!!!!How many times i hint people.I hint and i hint and i hint. That i wanted, no needed the holy grail of leisurely toilet read escapades.I NEED UNCLE JOHN'S ULTIMATE TOILET COMPANION!!!! But, no....no one would get me the bloody book for 28 dollars retailing at all major bookstores such as times and borders.Cheap fools.

But well, i did learn somthing today.It's all over if Andrea's in the toilet,The only thing readable in the toilet would be old back issues of FHM(guess whos it is.No, go on, guess.)And never...ever ...EVER eat more than 4 bananas in a single day.EVER.

So there i was, on the brink of insanity,with nothing to read. I had already read the back of every toilrtry in the toilet.I can name the color dye used in Colgate's fresh strip toothpaste.So what do i do? My search led me to rummaging around Raymond's room.Guess what i found. Britannica's Encyclopaedia on the human body. So i picked it up and ran.

...And found it a very interesting read.I learnt where the Clavicle is,the locations of the Fibula,Tibia,Sternum,Illium,Radius,Coccyx,Phalanges and much more.I also learnt the functions of the Thoratic Vertebrate and the various cartilidges.Fascinating.And i can remeber them crystal clear.It's amazing what a healthy interest in a subject coupled with the complete peace and serentity of the toilet does to increase comprehension and memory.No longer will the classrooms of the future have cubicles of high tech computers,they would have cubicles installed with what the word cucicle was created for.Yeah, the ultimate learning enviroment.And a Vending Machine in class wouldn't be a bad idea too.And a Snack Bar. Learning should be enjoyed people!!!!When are you stuffed up little tyquods gonna understand that?Making learning fun doesn't mean Group work that consists of a last minute rush to finish a project on the bloody germination of Kang Kong!

So.Like i was saying.The next time you got the urge to Go.Go!Grab a book and learn something new too.Who knows when you might have to perform open heart surgery on the pizza delivery dude?

"Respecting Books means that you care for them so much you wish to be with them in the most private of places.Just watch the flush." -Me.

alone at 5:38 AM

Comments:
Reading on the throne does cause piles...
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:35 AM
 
I hope that you have read Dan Brown's book, The Da Vinci Code. If you have, you should have had noticed how offensive, sacrilegious, blasphemous and historically inaccurate, as well as incredulous it is. With the movie coming to Singapore later this year, I am hoping to get as many Catholics/Anglicans as possible to boycott this film; to stand up and defend our Religion and Mother Church. Christians should stop allowing others to kick them around, and start doing something to express our love for Christ as well as to show the world that we are truely One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church.

I am not alone in this plan to boycott the movie, thousands of Catholics in the USA are already planning to boycott the film on the call by a very prominent USA Priest- Fr. John Trigilio, President of the Confraternity of Catholic Clergy. His statement can be found on my blog, dated: Wednesday, February 22 2006

I hope that after reading the statement as well as this proposal, we, together with other Catholics/Protestants in Singapore can work together to boycott this movie when it arrives. Do read Fr. John's statement first.

Help to spread the word.

God Bless You.

pauldmolina@hotmail.com
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:31 AM
 
Well, if SOMEONE would stop harping about Bloody Sunday,maybe we could work together.
# posted by Blogger Paul : 6:12 PM
 
BLOODY SUNDAY!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:32 AM
 
There you go again. Mutter mutter...Catholic....
# posted by Blogger Paul : 4:04 AM
 
Yeah yeah Anglican!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:23 AM
 
Why don't both of you settle for Anglo-Catholism? Not to rub it in but did you know that hundreds of Anglican lay, priests, bishops walked out to join the R.C. church because of the ordination of homosexual clergy and blessing of homosexual couples. The goodness of Anglicanism can be found in the fullness in the Church that our Lord himself founded 2000 years ago.

Quoting from Anglican Bishop Rt. John Chew, "We must remember where we come from- The One, Holy Catholic Church. This is our past, our tradition, should we refuse this, we have no right to call ourselves Anglican." And from Retired Anglican Bishop Moses Tay, "We thank God for being from the loins of the Catholic church, for it is in the seat of Peter our Lord founded his Church"

If you ask me, Anglicans should just reunite with Rome, King Henry never had a justified reason to split the Church. Why do you want to base you faith on a divorcee and murderer? Remember, Christ tells in to "Be one as i am one with the Father."
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:07 AM
 
Both Churches are so common, there is the presence of the Holy Mass, the use of divine liturgy, the invokation of saints, priesthood, sacraments, common traditional practices, rituals and so on...
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:10 AM
 
Domingo, it' obvious it's you...
# posted by Blogger Paul : 4:59 AM
 
ya. you got me. but, hey, those were fully factual points. i bet christine would agree.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:58 AM
 
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