Tuesday, October 18, 2005
So much for cornrows...
Yeah,cornrows...Or are they called cornRolls?Longstanding debate,but, like all longstanding debates,they never come to a definite conclusion.Heck,still can't decide over the falklands can they?So, anyway, visited the -snort- Barber yesterday...The infamous butcher of hair,destroyer of folicles,Razer of the many...okay,never mind...had a bloody haircut okay?There goes the corn rolls...well, it's all cause of dear old dad really...He keeps saying that he's gonna cut my hair to bits while i'm sleeping...Maybe it was the continued threats,maybe it was that bald gut on tv, maybe it was the tuna i ate before bed,whatever it was,i dreamt i woke up bald...Quite paradoxical really,waking up in a dream.Huh.Well, it scared me to such an extent that, well, you know...To add to my great despair,I was happily cutting away on a packet of Jubes Nata De Coco,strawberry flavored,when i cut myself.On the finger,Hard.I swear you could see the bone.And the amount of blood!!!My god!Blood everywhere,the table top,the eggs in the fridge,my mom's tea,it was raining!!!Well, not really...i'm still typing arent i?Not much blood, but i see that iodine and plasters are gonna be with me for a long time to come...so,yeah.Now edward Scissorhands is my greatest fear.
And...is this true?Does our homeboy have a....Love interest?No a very smart move by putting this on the blog...considering that, well,people you don't want to know of these things read it....But...sigh....the way her long locks glint auburn in the morning light that lazily flits through the open window the classroom.How the dust particles dance around her in a parade that celebrates Yin.I sincerelly hope that you will share my secrets and, like good tv crazed addicts,will advise me as you see fit in my coming escapades.Whaddya say my Readers?Be that pool of bad advice?Thank you.I hope you people will SHUT UP about this(Especially one...whom i'm related to.It's no one you know, so,HAH.)Did i mention she had LONG hair?
Well,all bout hair today i see.Now, if you will,i have a conference to attend to.Good day folk.Rememeber,by reading this,you are therefore restricting yourself to a contract that binds you(party A) with an oath to complete secrecy abouth the issues hence and thereoff contained in this blog.Any hinting or blatant speaking of such issues will result in dire consequences.Every dirty little secret i know about you will be sent to everyone of importance.And believe me...I know alot...willing to take the chance?
"You know what they say,hair today,gone tomorrow."-Normad.
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