Thursday, October 06, 2005
My Bushido(no, it's not a bug)
Well, the title pretty much speaks it's worth.So,that's what i'm going to do,give you my honour system.Get ready to see what an honourable person i am.
1) I Shall never ever for never ever ever....Steal another writer's work.Well,this is my number one.My commandment number one.I know how much it hurts when what ever it is people plagerise from me is used in the WRONG CONTEXT.Using it in the right context is fine.But come on guys,understand the art,then use it.
2)I will never ever....Steal another guy's girlfriend.That is just downright despicable.However, this law will not apply if said girl WANTS to be stolen.Then,well, sorry buddy,hell hath no fury like a woman scorned(and they get scorned very easily,not doing what she wants you to is in fact,scorning her.)
3)I shall never shun a righteous person.Well, yeah.If i shun you,then, i don't consider you righteouss.
4)I will never beat up or arrange to have someone beaten under false pretences.All evidences and proof will be collected before actual beating occurs.Tongue lashing may continue as per normal.
5)I will only do something i really,really don't want to do when personal or mass gain is involved.Now the mass gain part needs some elaboration.Say those big head science boys in Russia create a growth formula for crops.And they need a human to taste test a strawberry chemically enhanced till it is the size of a human brain,i would go, only if the said formula will cure poverty and malnutrion in the Sahel regions of Africa.
6)I will never insult another's family.Unless, of course,it's my family i'm insulting.Please note that YO MOMMA jokes are not inclusive.
7)I will ALWAYS take the high road and smile insults(or fists) thrown at me.If the conflict is unresolved.Then refer to No.4.
8)I will never ever insult a girl or make her cry,even indirectly.I seriously don't think i can take it.I mean, i can never live with it.(The only girl not bound by this code(at leasst the insult part) is my dear sister.)
And finally,
8)All bushido code of honour laws will be broken if,and only if, there is suffient reason to.Or if the payoff is so immense that i'll drown in it(and i can get out of the situation relatively unharmed and still have my dignity...which is unlikely.)
So,there you go,my code of honour.My Bushido.It may not be samurai like.I am NOT willing to die for them(well except for No 8....sorta...if it's someone i really like). And,well, at least i have something to live by.Sorta.In a twilight zone sorta way.
"Any man who has not yet found something he would die for does not deserve to live"-Some guy.Pretty powerful eh?For me, it's writing.For emotion.For Love.( not really for love, just thought it'd sound more cool.)
