Friday, September 09, 2005
Politicians are tho only people who can throw themselves at the ground and miss
Main Entry: pol·i·tics Pronunciation: 'pä-l&-"tiks
Function: noun plural but singular or plural in construction
Etymology: Greek politika, from neuter plural of politikos political
1 a : the art or science of government
Now,obviously,today is all about Politics.I'm sure some of you must be either rubbing your palms in anticipation or raising your eyebrows in mock sarcastic disbelief.-cough,dear sister,cough.(Note:no particular govermental system is being attacked here,i do not have Mr.Moore's iron bal....i mean,nerves.)
"Politics is the use of public affairs for personal gain."-Er...some guy
Though i can't rememberhis name, this dude sure makes a whole lotta sense.The use of public affairs for personal gain.Sure,helping the common working population is great and all, but who's complaining if there's big money to be gained in the process?Politicians nowadays don't talk TO you, they talk AT you,it's not what YOU,THE PEOPLE want,it's what they think you want.I mean,come on,A politician is always there when he needs you.Come election week,they suddenly knocking at your door at six AM in the morning,flanked with cameras,all for what?To pass you a bloody phamplet that you can as easily find in the ruddy dumpster! "I...Care for our children.They are the future.Therefore,they need good education NOW." How many times have you heard this? Well, that's all well and good.Sure,kids nowadays need a good education,But read the fine print dear people.Those people TAX your asses off the improve the funding for schools.Schools get extra cash,what do they do?BUY POTTED PLANTS! That's not the bad part,oh no, who do they tax?EVERYONE WHO IS A DOLLAR ABOVE THE POVERTY LINE!!! Aren't you just SICK of seeing that tax form?Has anyone EVER traced exactly where every dollar goes? Don't we have a Freedom of information act or something?Well,i dunno,maybe YOU don't care,BUT sure as hell i'd like to know what my dad's BACKBRAKING labour actually funds.Politics is supposed to be for the people,not the COUNTRY,not THE POCKET.So,get out there folks,make a difference.Also, i just can't stand them calling us,"the normal working population." what are we,donkeys?Everyone works for a living,well,every non-communist.So, make a difference, vote for me,king of the world!
You can bet that i have loads more to say,i just don't want to be too...Objective...Well, sees ya.
Remember, I WILL make a difference.
"Politics come from two words,Poly,meaning many,and tics, small blood sucking insects."