Tuesday, August 16, 2005


Stuff that was forgotten....

Over the course of my draining week of crap-based activity.
1) Forgot to mention that i left my I.C in the EL Oral Room.I said i forgot my "Identification"...Have to be American ya?

2)Andrea would like me to mention that she won/found on the floor/received from a football playing king in space with a moustache,a...what was that called again?A Maurice Bodykin?Michelle Bobbins?...Oh yes,a Hermes....burkun?burkin?Some glamourous zoe tay handbag.Yeah.So what ever she tells you,it's fake.She got it for 30 bucks at some jewellary-made-bagshop.

3)Saw Noni from the bus today.I was in the buus next to the bus she was on.She was too busy checking her eyebrows to notice my frantic almost lunatic waves and vehement gesturing.Many people thought i was a proper nut.So,don't be surprised if you see Noni in the next issue of Vanity Fair.I however will make my appearance in TIME in due time...


Yea..i think that's it...Hmmm....been some time since i created this blog,Here's to even more years and posts!The LRFK(Linda ROCKS Fan Klub) sends their regards as Linda once against braves the language barrier and fussy cab drivers to traverse the strange sights of Europe.Just say Spacatum Tauri when you're around Latin people.That'd shut em up.Contact the president of the LRFK if you would like to curse in different languages.You never know when a good "And take that you Slimy *#%@@#$#@$" would come in handy.Why,some people even feel honoured to be insulted in their own language.


The most Blasphemous Quote i've heard.
"I am god."-Morgan Freeman,Bruce Almighty.(By the way, you ever wonder why God is always portrayed as a black dude?Cause african americans are more holy?The universal Sucking up to a black audience?Some other insecurity?Hmmm...to be discussed at a further date.)

alone at 8:30 PM

Comments:
LRFK sounds really vulgar. By the way, the bag is real. (rightttt....) So stop being jealous.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:54 AM
 
yah...LRFK should be changed to Linda Rules, F%%%ers. I had to censor it in case wadi reads and accuses me of corrupting u again.

'All warfare is based on deception'.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:42 AM
 
Wow LInda you got your own fan club!! Super cool!! And yesh I can see that you are trying not to corrupt Paul, but alas, I am sure he knows those words himself. :)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:13 PM
 
Yes i do.We live in an increasingly adulterated world.So says my mom's soul mate,Our dear reverend Ng Khoon Seng.I guess he has a point,i mean,10 years ago, a bra commercial flim reel would be taken out by the censorship board,stepped upon,spat upon,burned,spat upon,burned once again and trampled upon.Finally they would bade the reel a fond farewell as they throw it into a chasm leading straight to Davey Jones's locker.I guess it would then proceed to meet the only person ever,to ever beat the american censorship board.Here's a hint."Happy Birthday Mr.kennedy".Yup,queen of the molehill,married to arthur miller even.Marilyn Monroe.I know times change,but hell,this woman kicked and prodded open mindedness to the highest degree...Marilyn Monroe,may she enjoy her stay in hell's playboy mansion.So my bottom line is,that these things are bound to occur.I mean,I'M 15,people.I get these things!Sheesh.

"The skillful warrior wins every battle without ever having fought."
# posted by Blogger Paul : 7:04 AM
 
Oh,and LRFC reminds me of Liver pool football club.So yeah.There's also the WBFTHHEK,Wati is the Best Flower-Throwing Half-Hippe Ever!!!Klub.Oky?
# posted by Blogger Paul : 7:08 AM
 
trust me Wadi, this is just major sucking up on someone's part.. postcard lah..chocolates lah.. u wait n see.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:13 AM
 
Hahhaa.. Welll LInda, I jus think you got yourself a follower. And in my books, I think we need to start praying for a miracle!! :)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:47 PM
 
No one said nothing about chocolates okay!But if you insist.Come on,sucking up is a way of life.That's the difference between Raymond and me,Mom only shows up at school at compulsory Parent teacher meetings.
# posted by Blogger Paul : 10:12 PM
 
it gotta suck being raymond.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:12 AM
 
Yet he manages it so excellently!Amazing..
# posted by Blogger Paul : 6:34 AM
 
im not sending yer postcard till the link disappears eh.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:07 AM
 
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