Wednesday, July 06, 2005


"Hey!Antonio!Who put the violin in the violin case?"

Alphonse Capone.Who was this man?Are you kidding me?Al Capone(Snorkey,as affectionately called by close friends) was,hands down,two thumbs up, the greatest mob boss the world had ever seen.Seriously.This man REDEFINED organized crime.More than a mere bootlegger(supplier of illegal liquor), more than a petty theif.Al Capone was...revolutionary.He may not have preached peace like Ghandi,May not have slapped the face of science around like Thomas Edison,May not have made differently...oriented men slightly accepted like Boy George(Yuck Yuck! ptuoooi!*spits* *scrapes tounge*Basta...Baskets.They should create something like a T-Virus to wipe every last one of them queer folk from the face of this earth.)So anyway, Al Capone,criminal,leader,figurehead.Who was this man?Well,for one,he assainated his old boss Frank(ie) Yale.Yup.Gunned him down at some sidewalk.First time a tommygun was used to kill a gangster.Some of you may know him also as scarface.Well,seems he went and insulted(or complimented some dude's girl(told her she had a nice ass.No,he seriously did.)So this guy had a knife see?And things got ugly.You know these mobsters,You Toucha My babaee,i'll cut you inta bits and make sure yis sleep with tha fishes.So yea.Al grew greater as time passed.Married an irish chick,Mae,i think the name.When he was finally arrested,He made headlines.The chicago Tribune format:
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JURY CONVICTS CAPONE
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In other news,Thomas Edison dies in sleep at 84.

There.October 17 1931.You would think the guy who brought you,oh, nothing big,ONLY THE LIGHTBULB!!! would be page 1.You'd be wrong though.And so,Alphonse Capone will forever be immortalized in this blog.A tribute,To the Mob Boss who opened a Soup Kitchen for the unemployed during the Depression.


Today,i missed school again.Why you think i brushed up on my mob knowledge?So,yeah.Just lazed around.The new TV's here.With it's 5 SPEAKER STRONG HOME THEATRE SYSTEM!!!Yeah BABY!.Well.yea.Okay,i think i'll go laze,i mean study somemore.Sees ya.

"Worried,Who wouldn't be?"-Al Capone,with large smile on face as he heads to court.

This may stem from the tiny unimportant fact that he thought he BOUGHT out the Jury.You just gotta love this guy.

alone at 3:58 PM

Comments:
Can I just say...it is politically incorrect to associate the Al-Qaeda with these attacks considering the repercussions it holds?
A country of mixed culture and religions should never differentiate between themselves when it comes to national security. Until a day of total cohesiveness comes along, national security will never be achieved.if u dun give them an excuse, they wouldnt give u a scare. Ignorance aside, dun preach till u know what is up.

PS: Singapore has no freedom of speech. merely political correctness.
-linda
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:46 AM
 
oh yah.if u think abt it, the so called 'ideals' of the west never seem to coincide with the Bible's teachings do they? Might is right? Gay marriages?The whole idea of a religion is so that men are governed by one supreme force, whichever they choose to believe in. NOT BE GOVERNED BY MEN THEMSELVES.I doubt the big man will be all too happy with that.

-linda
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:50 AM
 
HEY HEY HEY!!!Break it up you two.In this blog,We Follow the laws of political correctness!Whe i said free to preach i did not say free to PREACH!That's it.No more religious spats here.From the words of that guy from flight of the phoenix,"Religion seperates us,Spirituality unites us." And dear linda,please,excuse him,he's only a kid.If it is not God's will to wipe out a religion,it is so.Remember y'all,God has let us proceed with all we've done.He LET us.If he wanted to,well,bye bye world.A lifetime of contemplation gets one nowhere.The human mind is limited so.Sorry buddy,but this is one that's got to go.Wars,terrorism,these aren't new boy.These has gone on for centuries.Which goes to show,Women should rule the world!
# posted by Blogger Paul : 5:41 AM
 
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