Thursday, June 16, 2005


Fanteastic-C'mon,lifestyle uses stupid puns like these.

Ah...inspiration.A fresh,cool breath of wind through the gold panelled french millefleur set windows.Okay,fine, a sunlit,lukewarm whistle of air through the intricately carved ivory tinted windows on a cool june day?Okay,sheesh, you've got me.A blast of hot singaporean air,with the faint hint of chicken poop(courtesy of seng choon chicken farms)Floating through,uninvited,through a hole in the poorly developed HDB prison-like house's wall.There.Happy?Cynics.

Okay.I want you to imagine sipping a wholsome cup of tea.No milk,no sugar,just the pure goodness of water imbued with the fragrance of tea leaves.Stop spitting it out.i know it's tasteless and disgusting,but,please,not on my blog.Did you know that the tea bushes on the plantations in the cameron highland are over seventy years old.Yes,way older than some of your grandmas.So next time you open a pack of cameron highlands tea,just remember that those poor dried creatures in those teabags have seen this world,faced sun and rain, and stood against the wind longer than you have.So stop drinking your elders.Also, the best kinds of tea come from the youngest tea leaves.The ones ot the tippy tip.So why all the tea things?Well, got reminded of my trip to cameron highlands.Yes,Ha! i was there! were you?okay,fine, nothing to brag about,Well, except to those tree hugging,tea lovers,you know,the ones into zen thingys and free from poetry and conceptual art.You know....

Now,where do i begin?It is the june holidays,well,at least a week.Today,ii just lazed around.Predicted a 4D number.3118(if you do strike, you owe me 45% of the money,kapeesh?) So,yea.Seetoh daniel is MIA(missing in action).I think it's time to report to the "missing" show.Ah well,no one would recognise him anyways.Oh,yea,on more important issues,i went to PCK musical on a complimentary ticket by compliments of domingo.YEAH!I KNOW!Never in a miillion years after watching the advertisement,did i think i would actually see the blasted thing.YOU ARE CONNED,YOU ARE CONNED,YOU WERE REALLY,REALLY CONNED!CAUSE I'M A CON-TRACTOR..Well,talk about lasting impression.3 million dollar production?What did they spen it on?No,seriously,other than the propaganda,where did the cash go?Cleaning those yellow boots?Teaching Irene Ang to sing?Hiring Sheikh Haikal?But,it was okay, i guess,Candi Choo(May i help chooo)made an appearance,in voice.Haikal,the feng shui man,submitted to the fact that his "Powers" were inferior compared to the bishop Dr(?) John Chew(yes he was there.It was a complimentary from the arch diocese of singapore.So,yeah, hope that there's more stuff to do during the holidys,what's left,anyway.Okay,Simpsons now, gotta go.

And today's saying-"Did you know that your name Nigel,in swedish is Neegel,which means snail."-Linda,Evey ones favourite walking,talking quirk.Whoohoo!!!You rock Linda!!!

alone at 6:14 PM

Comments:
Wah Paul.... I dunno wat to say. But in my defense, I felt the need to enlighten the poor soul should he ever go to Scandinavia and then mercilessly laughed at. At least now..he knows to keep up with the speed limit.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:02 AM
 
Well,he got it coming,i guess.And you've also educated parents not to name their sons(or daughters,in this crazy mixed up world) Nigel.In a way,you are like some kind of revolutionary heroine!Like Marie Curie(Who died of radium poisoning on the 4th of july,independence day.Must suck to buy the farm when everyone's drunk as an irishman.)or Ann Bolyn,the pirate..ess.Congradulations,you're in the league of revolutionists!
# posted by Blogger Paul : 3:48 AM
 
Oh wait...It's Anne Bonne,Not Anne Boleyn that was the pirate.Heh.Sorrry.
# posted by Blogger Paul : 4:35 AM
 
im an "informant" lah...not some revolutionist. Mao Tze Tung was revolutionary.... I only scarred one person for life..not a whole population of billions.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:59 AM
 
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