Friday, June 03, 2005


Extra!EXTRA!Green Day makes scientific sense!

"I'm walking down the line,that divides me somewhere in my mind".Theoratically,Green Day is making sense.Ya,Amazing,I know!(I still don't get why American IDIOT though.Don't we already know?)Well, the thing is, the brain is divided in two hemispheres.Funnily,The right side controls the left side of the body!And vice versa.Which reminds me,How exactly do you pronounce that word?VI SEE versa or VICE versa?Ah,well that ain't important.And,You get the picture.Now,Please join me in conducting a simple enriching excercise.Stop hopping around.I don'y mean PHYSICAL excercise.Sheesh.Now,are you ready,let's go!

Why is abbreviation such a long word?Don't you find it funny?Well, i guess that...Oh yea, The excercise.Sorry,lost concentration.Went to the can.Now,loosely clasp your hands together,Like youre praying,see?,Interlock your fingers,one thumb over the other.Okay,not that hard is it?Now,carefully observe your thumb positions.Is it your right or left thumb on top?The more...intellectual of you may be able to figure out the point of the excercise(Look at the brain explanation part.)The even more Intellectual of you may guess that i am also wasting your time in the process.Bravo!So you see,if the right hand comes first, then congrats!Like me, you're an artsy fartsy person.If it's the left on top, you're one of em "analytical"brain users.Go on,go ahead and annoy your friends.

Sorry about the absence y'all.Really busy what with school and all.(Yes, school during the holidays.C'mon guys,get out your picket fences!No,wait,picket signs.Don't you find it so cool to type in italics?)Well,paul didnt come today(for those of you who don' already know,he's one of my best friends.Great, now he's head's the size of a watermelon..)So, i have to admit that it was kinda boring.Oh yea, you know that english teacher?Madam prema?Her jokes went...well, a little off hand,so i sent her a passage to read in Leviticus.Yes.Ha.My english teacher, a regular comedian.What a riot.Okay,so like , thanks to that stupid 307 bus,with it's long delays, i reached home a 5 pm.That sucked.I think we need those picket fences again,this time,NO TIBS !BAD SERVICE!YEAH!YEAH!So i just wanted to play Suikoden 4(Imagine,20 years from now, that game would be like pac man.Or worse,space invaders!!!)But sis was at home(the Ps in her room...The t.v's better there.)But, well, no chiepoo,tal or paula (game characters)for me...Also no Zhuge Liang or Sima Yi too.Historical characters,er,made into a game...so well, ya.That's it i guess.Tune in next episode,"Paul writes more stuff!"

And today's quote-"Mankind is indeed a mystery.It is composed of two words."Mank" and "ind".And until we find out what those words mean, mankiinnd will forever be a mystery."-Well,i am against Plagarism,but i really don't know who said that.Sorry mystery person!
This is the gut who puts the AR(pirate voice) back in ARts,Paul!Out.

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