Thursday, June 23, 2005


Check This out!!!-------> arrow misplaced.pointing at siglet thing.

Hi everybody!(In voice of Doctor Nick Riviera from the simpsons) Expected reply:HI Blogger Paul! Go ahead.Say it.Come on...say it.I won't start till you do.Say it.Say it.Okay.Thank you.
First up, we seem to be having some sorta population explosion cause its alota people's birthday all of a sudden.So,Happy Birthday Reina,Russell and Taufiq. Well, you know what they say,Another year older,Another year closer to a dingy retirement home.Good luck ya old cronies! I was going to give you(audience) my hypothesis on how to successfully cheat death itself.But,meh, why talk of death on such a happy occasion.

Okay,Since this is MY blog,the article today will be,Famous people born on the same day as,well, me! They should count themselves lucky to share their birthdays with one who exceeds the greatness of all them petty little european royalty. Yes, i am talking about my oh so awe-inspiring self.Stop sniggering.Quit it or face the awesome wrath of Paul! I mean it.Stop.Stupid.
Well, would ya imagine that! Denzel Washington Shares my birthday! By the way, you ever wonder why all them americans have contradicting names? Like Washington sounds white.And Jack Black,well,he ain't african american. See? Its all a vicious cycle wherein white people try to be black(What up all you Schnizats!) and black people try to be white(as seen in double take). The world has to move to a point of understanding where colour don't matter no more.You dig? I ain't preaching somekind of save the whales! Fish are friends not food! crap.Seriously.It don't matter if you're black or white.

Also you checked out the siglet thiinngie at the side? It randomly gives you a random saying randomly. Go ahead,refesh the page.Do it.Now.I'm waiting.It's not hard.Refresh it.See?cool!

Okay,I'll go now.The simpsons are on now. hershal smoiichal krustovschy.Krusty's real name.

Todays saying-"how many dyslexics take lightbulbs too does it change?"

alone at 6:14 PM

Comments:
Denzel Washington's name is probably derived from the fact that in the past, during the period of rampage slavery in the USA,the black slaves will usually just take up the last names of their masters. It's the whole notion of them being a property of the family that they worked for. Ta-da. U're not the only one who reads up useless stuff.
-Linda
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:13 AM
 
As for Jack Black, his family was probably colour-blind.
-linda
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:14 AM
 
Cool!expansion of worthless knowledge!Btw,My sis told me about the children of ham theory.Why isn't it children of bacon or briskets?That sounds more european don't ya think.Also,an average golf ball has 336 dimples.And an average human stool weighs 4 ounces.Interesting snippet to add to ya next serious conversation.Use it k?
# posted by Blogger Paul : 9:10 AM
 
average golf ball has 336 dimples? i shall go count.

-linda
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:18 AM
 
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