Wednesday, May 18, 2005


Lord of the Blog-The Return of the King

I'm back people!!!And let my fans shout for joy!I have seen the enemy, i have stared down face of evil!I have spit,upon the pimple that is the blemish of the earth!(Well, not really,)And i have survived!Yes, nothing can keep me from my loyal fans, not even iron bonds, not even the torture of being sealed in an icy cave, Not even a subway double meatball sandwhich!!!Okay, fine, maybe the sandwhich.Banned?BANNED?HAH!Paul bounces back like bungee!Speaking of bungee,have you ever heard of BASE jumpers?The next time you see some psycho nutcase try to jump off a really tall building,don't stop him, he might be a base jumper.BASE jumpers jump off lots of stuff, if there's a high point, it attracts them like houseflies to...let's say what NEWATER is made of.So what are they?Some kind of satanists that summon the devil, smoke crack with him and dance around the scripture fire?NO! BASE is actually a cleverly placedd acronym.B=buildings,A=antennea,S=suspension and E=Earth.Basically(pun intended),they jump off these things.Smart,NO!Life threatening,MAYBE!Crazy,HELL YEAH!Someday, i'll be jumping from super high man-made or natural structures and scream my lungs out,my only guarantee of life being a flimsy piece of banana yellow poncho(parachute to you)! WHOOO!What a rush!Sorry mom,you can't stop me!

Well,now that we've got that out of our system, let's proceed to my day, or what i remember of it.

Today was orange and sea blue all the way!There was a lit exam today, mid-year.It went quite well,though i didn't have much time to complete the second part of the questions...The unseen prose confuddled most,Well, your fault if you don't read much.Also today, i played a birthday prank.Due to the graphic nature of that prank, the prankee(who is seemingly in the dark) shall not be mentioned.Yesterday, I bet who would win Miss USA with domingo, he won(curse you Miss north carolina!!!).But seriously, she resembles a bit of plant fossill.Also, remind me to smack my sister when she least expects it(because of the taunts about a certain someone.When wil the voices stop!!!)Had english after the Lit exam...And the english paper is tomorrow.Wish me inspiration and Godspeed guys!Funny,about this same time tomorrow,I'll be writing about my English Exams....and the next days science exams....Time "what finicky buisness..."In twenty years, who knows where i'll be....(base jumping?Ireland?)Which reminds me of an inspirational story about a dancer who made it to one of MR.Flatley's(Notice the respect)
productions.Which reminds me,Please remind me to somehow get feet of flames out the IT room in school,even if it means breaking in.Oh yeah, and had a real controverrsial chat with that P.E teacher, Joseph or something.That american teacher with no thumbs is also a nice guy(not Mr.Thomas, the one at school) he took one look at the tamil paper during the exams and wished me luck.Heh.I shall also not insult my doofyhead sister(paradox inclined).Well, i guess that's all for today....C ya..Note to self,do not allow sister to read sms...

Today's word for the wise,"Two sticks,Double chocolate(on a frozen banana) what is this Mardi Gras?!"-Michael Bluth,Arrested development.
This is the person who brings back the say in sanity, Paul,signing out.

alone at 8:12 PM

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