Saturday, September 17, 2005
In the eye of the storm
Now....I am smack in the middle of my preliminary examinations...Hurah.How very fun...Why aren't i studying,You might ask(wet towels),well, like i said, this is the eye of the storm.The very centre,smack in the middle,centerstage....you get the picture.In the eye of a storm there is peace...in other words,this is the weekend, so,get off my back and give me a break.Now...let's see...english,lit and geo papers are just over.Not too bad i guess,but,well....PALM OIL PLANTATIONS SUCK!Ahem...so,yea.Lit Paper 2 was the most easiest thing on earth.I don't think our dear teacher put her heart in it when she set that paper...English was fun though.I fell in my rush to reach my table in time...so all the while, i had a pain in my pelvic...But, of course, enough about me,let's see what the country is up to.
Dengue(remind me to check the spelling) fever outbreak increasing in intensity...blasted mosquitoes...my idea to combat this is that we order by the shiploads,tiny buzzards that prey on those blasted creatures.Not only are the birds useful in this manner, they are also brightly colored,thus removing the monotony of skyscraper grey on dismal weather grey.With them terrorizing the population,there'll be some life here...PLUS,we can make them the national bird...speaking of which, DOES singapore have a national bird?Now,at the moment i mean?WHat is it? The pidgeon?bloody rat with wings...flying diasease bags....
Never mind...next topic,WELCOME BACK LINDA!!!YAY! Everyone's favourite potstar is back!Thanks for the toffee and vodk...i mean,water...-wink,nudge-...i promise i wont touch it till i'm 27.
Okay, moving on.The goverment,everyone's first love, is stepping up policies to step down racial intolerence..Well, i say,IT'S ABOUT TIME!Finally justice to those assholes who have spent years tormenting me cause i have a skin color that is less prone to cancer.I wonder...talkingcock.com should be closing soon...shame.But...i wonder,If i insult every race in singapore(inclusive of my own) am i breaking a law?Hmmm...Well, an indian,chinese,malay and eurasian walk into a bar....
"For one who toes the line,one does not deserve the finger."
