Monday, June 06, 2005


That was COO COO.

Okay,no time to explain,but i'll skip the article.A hell of a lot of stuff happened over the past few days.So,let's get it started!

Okay,first up, some dumbwad nutjob sent what i think was suposed to be a threatening,mocking notice about my dog.Yes,poor Dre,he didn't do anything wrong!Well, but this was well, a mockery of a mocking letter.For one, the english was horrenduouus(spelling mistake a pun).The person made practically no sense,he/she even tried to be sarcastic.To the best of his very pathetic,menial,sad ability."Is dog mad or u owner mad."Yes that was a quote.And he even asked us to prepare to send Dre away.To that i say...SCREW YOU!Who died and made him the head of agri food and vetinary?Man,if only i could get my hands on that dumbassclown who is so discourteous with his language....For the name of English!People who can't use it,should just crawl in a hole and die.


Okay,Next, i can proudly say i survived 12 periods of physics.Yes people,a hero walks among you.12 periods,six hours of learning about induced magnetism and electrical transformers...I can make one of them T-shirts"i survived 6 hrs of physics."Also, please remind me to custom make a t-shirt that says "i'm with stupid" and an arrow pointting up.Heh.Or one that says weapon of ass destruction...

Okay, the final important event affecting mankind is that a ringtone hit the british top charts.Yes a ringtone.Crazy frog.Tht's the name.Okay, that wasn't the event.On saturday 4th june 2005,Class 4/5 of choa chu kang secondary school had a barbeque.A poolside barbeque.At first all was fine,we cooked hotdogs and lay around in wooden chairs lazily sipping pineapple juiced served in coconuts by ladies wearing grass skirts...Okay no,we were self serving ourselves with ribeina in plastic cups while we sat on hard plastic chairs that made our butts hurt.Are you happy now?So all was fine, the chicken was grilling a bit too slowly on the grill, people were laughing,the radio was playing akon's lonely and i was looking carelessly at the darkening sky as the remnant clouds floated purposefully across the azure eve.Tranquil.The world was right.After the class tried to push Wei Xing into the pool after the class photo(they stopped cause they were afraid that he had electronics on him.)Oh yea,the class photo,Peggy was the phtographer,so she clicked the camera and a red light began to blink,getting faster.Yes,this was the timer.Before i could shout out,she had already turned the camera towards her face.The last thing i remember was FLASH!AHHH!and laughs.Later,when things had more or less quietened down, Wan jun and Pei shi was knee deep in the water,splashing around quietly and Celest was squatting silently by the poolside.I did think of pushing her in but,well,thought the better of it.I left my perch from russell's contemplation and went next to Celest,still half habouring thoughts about pushing her in.We talked a bit, and suddenly,she got some crazy idea that she could manage to throw me in.So i plonked down at the edge and refused to move."One must be as immovable as a mountain."So there she was tugging at my DMX T-shirt,when firdaus,or sean,no,firdaus, comes and shoves her in.The first had fallen.So there i was, still sitting there, laughing my head off,still as immovable as a rock.Celest was there too,whining,in the water that is.So,all i could say was that i let my guard down.Sean comes from behind and pushes me!I slid it,after being pushed,cause the poolside was (DUH) wet. So there i was, the second one in.Fasihah takes a picture of me and celest. I was disoriented,and someone overthere starts annoyingly flicking water at me.My eyes still hadn't adjusted to the chlorine yet, so i was blind, to say the least.So i just grabbed the nearest arm and wrentched that person in.Wrong?sure it was, But i was in bloodlust.That,by the divine fate of what ever cosmos,happened to be jennifer.Yes.Jennifer=danger.So i went under again, cause i had to when i pulled her in.And when i broke the water surface,something hit me.Well, let's just say that jennifer began thrashing me in a very uncivil and barbaric manner(that slap still hurts!Well,at least the class got something of a drama series,those who saw it that was.).C'mon, how was i to know she was wearing a skirt?So a few abuses and complains of a new blouse later,she relatively calmed down.Sheesh...remind me NEVER to do that again.But she did help me find my shoes.(Which i think domingo hid.)Sorry jennifer!

So,soon, everyone was either throwing people in the pool,of getting thrown in.Yes,bible boy domingo went in too,after much ravings about the moslems instigating it.He tried to psyche everyone out of throwing him in,but joined in when other people got thrown in.That's why he deserved it.I told him that i'd give him a chance to escape,but seriously i was just tired from running.So at long last he got thrown in,he fell in a couple of times on purpose too,then left early,still raving like a lunatic.Sour lemon.

The only one present who didn't get thrown in were Taufiq and Firdaus(Their names have to be coupled.They were hanging out in some stair landing.) and kang wei.He gave reasons about hi toe(but he could run) and his arm.So everyone just ignored him.Even russell got thrown in.Aisha went in too, in the end.So Anand wasn't theoretically, the last one in the pool.Gordan the monitor got thrown in lots of times(i pushed him in at least 4 times...) so after every thing quietened down,people were just somersaulting(anand),jumping(the girls) and cannonballing(yours truly) into the pool.We just floted around then, looking at the stars.I tried to teach russell to float but,he's just too bony i guess.The boys then picked a girl to sit at the edge and proceeded to jump over her and into the pool.I pretended to take a shot.And scared a couple of people.My innability to jump in well reknowned.So i jumped beside her(han lin).The chlorine really stung my eyes.Mom was worried silly because i left at about 11:30.I dropped Pei shi at her home and proceeded in the taxi back(soaking wet,but mom was right, the driver didn't notice,it was too dark,which shows that mom knows best(she told me) but i do feel bad cause he even gave me a 50 cent discount.)I didn't get to eat the chicken and my Greiver necklace broke(Celest broke it whiile trying to drag me to the pool)But it can be fixed.But overall it was EXTREMELY fun.Thanks Delia, for the hosting.I also learned that satay takes really long to cook.Well, this is really long(the post) so i guess i'll stop here.Also mr koh left early.He came with his kid, by the way.Remeber to bring towels and clothes next time!(Darn anand foresaw this and did bring clothes.)Keep cool Y'all!(too many word to spell check,so sorry!)This post took an hour to type.

Today's saying-"Spinning Idiot" Zi Xiong(after i spinnned away from being pushed in a second time...or is that third...fourth?)

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