Friday, May 20, 2005


Of kites and men

Hang-gliding is so cool!Before you give me a sanity questioning look,just think about it, the wind in your hair, the excellent scenery,you entrusting your life, family,hopes and dreams to a really big kite.What a thrill.Speaking about human flying kites, it is speculated that the ancient chinese used it for the first air attacks.They basically straped themselves to giant paper(hopefully two ply) and jumped off a wall.The great wall to be exact.Which is by the way the only man made structure visable from space.If it were storming,...well, let's just say that benjamin frankiln would be tossing in his grave.you just got to love the chinese,kites,gunpowder,pointless warfare,communism,the art of war,mao ze dong...the list goes on...So, gotta try hang gliding.And people have just successfully cloned human stem cells.Well,playing god is one thing,but being him?And all this modern talk about morals,AND civics and moral ed classes,which is actually our time for various other activities.Now you know why singaporean students are so rude...so, back to the cloning,my bet is if the russians get the tecnology,they'll clone lenin,the germans,Hitler,the chinese, Mao ze dong,the indians,gandhi,the scots,william wallace, the brits, diana,the french,the creator of the bagguette,jamaica,bob marly and the americans,elvis,whom they probaby have already started.Well, that's my guess.I say again,messing with what stuff is made of is asking for it.If you see a huge meteor the metric size of the state of florida heading for earth,well, don't say i did'nt warn you.Now, enough doom and gloom,let's head for my life, which is hopefully better.

Did i mention that i made some surprisingly good tasting thai red curry?Yeah, totally cool.Or should i say hot.Well,sorry for the bad joke...Today was SCIENCE DAY!Yes the science exams were today.Physics was quite alright, but chemistry just sucked.The MCQ was okay...So like in the middle of the exam i desperately needed to umm....contribute to NEWATER...So i was quite pleasantly surprised(About as pleasant as you can be when your natural dams were about to, i dunno, EXPPLODE!) when they said i could go, so what my chemistry teacher did was....she FOLLOWED ME!!!Gasp!But i guess she was just following protocol...I wonder if she got raise...So yea, she waited outside(which is a bit pointless because if i wanted to cheat i could do so in the cubicle,DOI.)so, we actually had a chat about the paper(walking down the stairs,not from the toilet...) so it's a bit funny.Heh.Sorry for making you read my lavatorical adventures.And it was NOT my cooking...
So when i decided to meet domingo to go cycling(yes, i can cycle,drop those eyebrows wadi...) so by terms of dicretion, it was SOMEONE'S brilliant idea to go cycling through some GODFORSAKEN dingy, smelly,dog den,kampung village not to mention WET path.You know why? Just to eat some pig organ soup!(just between us guys, if mom finds out, well, i'll be in your next slice of bak qua...)But the good part is that i also visited the St mary of the angels church.It's so....Zenny(zen inclined).Also ate some perfectly soft frozen soft drink popsicles(80 cents!A rip off!The seller could be the next donald trump!) so yeah.Took a civillised path back.Okay, got to go now,fingers hurt from gripping the handles too tightly, legs hurt from paddling up hill,butt hurts from cheap material chair.I so need a new bike...

And today's saying,"When the allies landed on Hiroshima,they did'nt have better weapons than the germans."- the coach from even stevens.

Okay,Booyakasha people!This is the cyclists that put the ball back in ballistics,Paul,Out!

alone at 7:45 PM

Comments:
hahaha.. nope Paul didn't raise my eyebrows.. at least not THAT high :)... wadi..
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:03 PM
 
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