Thursday, May 19, 2005


Lead us not to the test but deliver us from evil

Hey guys,how was your potentially great day?Did you make it kinetically great?Pardon the sciency talk, studying for science exams tomorrow.I'm sure you guys know what an urban legend is,don't you just love them?Like a small town in north germany actually drove off their enemies using a cannon.Yea, I know what you're thinking in your twisted twisted little minds, What's this moron babbing about?Any monkey with a brain tumor could destroy stuff with a cannon.Well, this cannon was made from exactly ONE TREE.Yes, you heard me right, a tree cannon.Before you start have those weird thoughts about a leafy tree shooting out cannon balls(i did..)you should watch MYTHBUSTERS! The newest craze to hit the discovery channel.So it's these 2 guys that go around proving urban legends wrong.Their really funny and actually make learning fun!GASP!I know,how can education be fun?All you have to do is blow stuff up!KABOOM!!!WHEEE!!!Definately this show gets paul's one-of-a-kind super supreme extreme whopper,2 thumbs up your nose, mark of excellence!5 stars!Note:Do NOT watch this if blowing items sky high freaks you out.Wuss...

Oh yeah, i just have to relive this moment,it's too funny,happened some time ago...not sure when.Celest points the visualizer at the class at large so that an enlarged image appears on the screen.We hear lit teacher at the door, Celest tries in vain to adjust the visualizer, her enlarged face on the screen.Lit teacher comes in, Celest abandons her quest to right the visualizer and runs away,not knowing that the teacher sees her running away via the visualizer...HAHAHA!!!Okay, now a look at the life of moi.

Today was english exams,felt sorta green all the way!...Well you know how your mind blanks out about what happened at an exam a few hours later,BINGO!Yup, clean as a whistle(have to find out where that stupid saying comes from..) All i can remember is picking up my pen and then....something ...about ...signs... and for paper 2....i'm getting a....river?That's all,everything is static.Sorry if i'm a bit short on writing today,really tired just copied notes like some kind of deranged lunatic with a pen as his only friend. I'll be back,just you watch.Nicholas tried to exocise my writing ability...Yeah,Dumb, i know... But hey, God'll never take away whatever talent,ability,intelligence he gave you.He's like,a really powerful buddy.It sure is nice to have friends at high places,or, as high as it gets.So, yeah.Successfully made thai red curry today, turned out fine.At least i don't feed people BRUNT OFFERINGS, right DAD?Well,really tired now,i think i'll stop.Stay explosive guys!

Today's wise words,"The way of war is the way of deception."-Master sun.Yea, something that is actually WISE...
This is the guy who puts the FAN back in FANATIC,Seacre...Paul,Out!

alone at 9:48 PM

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