Sunday, May 15, 2005


Evening Went And Morning came-The Third Day

First up, a big shout out to all y'all reading this(especially my sis's friends,'sup Linda,(mega)Wadi(not meant in any offensive way).), now i can sleep easy knowing that someone is actually interested in my life...Well, on a less depressing note, today's sunday! So?Have you guys kept the Sabbath holy?No wild parties, No "one for the road" pints and NO WORKING! So today, i say SCREW HOMEWORK(if any of my teacher's are reading this, then, HAH! How's that for rebellious?). But, i guess you really can't beat the system, unless you had a really big stick that isn't not bound by any of Singapore's laws or judicial decrees.What i mean is that you can't use branches on the road side to beat the cabinet because they belong to the goverment.Come to think of it, everything belongs to the goverment.They probably even have the rights to clone us!C'mon, have any of you read the constituency?Do we even have one?Hmm...well, sorry if i'm a little political today, its just how i feel.Now, let me post a joke and let's see how many people actually find it funny.It's supposed to be intellectual, so if you understand, than good for you!Here goes:

C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
/RUN/DOS/RUN

Did you get it?Well good for you!Give ourself a pat or a dog treat.HINT HINT.Okay, now that that's over, let' s proceed to a view at my life today!(Polite applause please.)Btw,humans were born with 120 degree vision.

Today i feel...sky blue and grey at the same time..weird eh?(for those who don't know what in blue strawberry flavoured pants i'm talking about, please kindly refer to the earlier posts.)I guess grey because i keep getting reminded of my exams(Thanks MOM...). So, like i was saying, i went to church today(my sister is thankfully becoming a much better driver.Just for fun,can you imagine her as some speeding lunatic behind the wheel?You know, mouth foaming and all...HAH.)So, anyways, at church that controversial pastor spoke again(Mr.Ng Koon Seng).But i guess that todays sermon was quite alright, though he did drag on and on about earth quakes(how they were formed...blah blah,even mom was playing with some baby...).Oh yeah, there's always been this bald guy at church(whom my dad really hates)who wears these weird branded pants.I think i should honour him by stating what pants he wears every week.This week he wore(drumroll please...)MONT BLANC pants!I mean, have you ever seen a pair of mont blanc pants? He should like open a museum or something...Well, enough about branded cloth, for lunch i had chinese carrot cake. I kinda miscalculated the size ofthe five dollar serving and ended up with a HUGE pile of oily, dry,tear your throat to bits, pieces of white carrot flavoured(i think) flour. I also bought a book that gave you tips on taking tests(quite unnessasary, being the genius i am.)But hey, everyone needs to double check riight?(mispelllling intended as pun, other mispelling inntened as double pun.) So, can you believe that we actually drove a whole circle round church before deciding to park there and eat at the place across the road?(DOI!Slap forehead.)Speaking of driving, there was one time when the car neared an amber light.My mom shouted STOP! And my dad shouted(louder) GO! Poor sis!She was completely conplexed and perfused.We did beat the light,but the car made weird noises.So, a lesson learned from this is, NEVER,EVER,FOR EVER NEVER,trust dad.Bro is also booking back in today.He'll probably become more burnt and sticklike next time i see him.Got tuition today too...so much for no work...Well,it's getting pretty long, so i'll end here.Stay crazy!

Finally, today's wise words are from.....Taufiq!No, not the singpore idol, the Choa Chu Kang one!(does anyone have a bucket i can hurl in?)

And Taufiq's gift to the world is:"No expectation,No dissapointment."
Well,not very motivational is it?But whose to argue? Remember, he's never wrong!
This is the greatest chat show host in the cck area,Paul,signing out.

alone at 5:13 PM

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