Monday, May 16, 2005


The day of four-Boredom Evermore...

Eustachian tube.No, it not the subway transportation of some long forgotten minority tribal...er...tribe.It's the section of the middle ear that holds air, or fluid, and creates the ideal body pressure.That's the part that is inflamed, throwing me into my trips to CRAZYLAND!!!Well, speaking of crazy land, a tobacco company actually withheld several thousand crates of cigarettes that totaled to some 1.3 million dollars just because they were causing headaches and dizziness to certain smokers, also known as jerks(I know that i just insulted a lot of you guys out there, so i would say sorry but...JERKS!)So, like i was saying, it causes tipsiness(need a word check on that) and yet, over a million people world wide actually die because of smoking!And people are fine with that!Amazing just how extremely idiotic man kind has become.I mean, HELLO PEOPLE,YOU'RE SHORTENING YOUR ALREADY PATHETICLY SHORT LIVES!Well, enough on that.This non-smoking message was brought to you by(duh) me.Remember, cigarettes + you = death.Smoking is a dying art.So, on the world today, NEWSWEEK magazine apologises for the mistakes they made of some interrogators desecration the koran.What is the big deal you ask?Well, those mistakes spawned riots that killed fifteen people!Talk about taking your news seriously...Which reminds me, most people don't know what NEWS means.So let me enlighten you:
N=North
E=East
W=West
S=South

Now, stop slapping yourself for not seeing the obvious, many people make that mistake.Stop crying and get over it!Okay, now, some of you are sad that you're not immortalised in the greatness that is this blog.All, you have to do is affect my life, in the non-violent way of course.Or you can suggest a quote.There.Also my sister did not make me say that the pasta she made yesterday was the most delicious,heavenly,scrumptious piece of paradise on earth.Remember, she did not make me say this.Okay, on to the look at the crater that is my life.


Today i feel dark yellow(is that a color?)(if your in the dark of what i'm saying, check my other posts.)Missed school again today.It was raining really hard this morning, plus, i got the mob boss of all head aches.It's like, John Gotti cutting my brain in half with a machine gun.When i tried to roll, out of bed, as i usually do, i lost balance(this may be due to the rolling or the infection, you all know it as the latter.Kapeesh?)So i just slept(or passed out).When i came to(or woke up),i had breakfast,which is a monumental occasion as i usually don't(but it's more like lunch cause i ate it at about twelve)Please remind me(slap me if you have to) NEVER to patronise Long John Silvers.Their chicken is the size of their crews brain(meant as an insult as it was really small).So, yea. I spent the rest of the day watching crappy day time television. Mom followed sis to get her hair cut.I asked her to buy star wars episode 3(the ps2 game)but they didn't carry it. Can you imagine the nerve!Didn't carry it!What kind of illegal pirated CD shop does carry the latest game even before the movie hits?WELL.There's nothing more to say,and it is pretty long,and i am getting hungry, so i'll stop here.

And today's wise words(word for the wise is copy righted by merriam webster online.Curse them!)is by the old lady from the Kumars At No. 42, Ammi!:

"Why don't they have any indians on the Enterprise(to Patrick Steward aka Cpt.Jean Luke Picard)?Didn't they need IT support?"

HA!Very funny indeed!This is your mob boss victim,Paul, signing out!

alone at 5:17 PM

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