Sunday, May 22, 2005


Catch the tiger by its tail...

Let me begin today's post with a story.I'll begin after you people have finished rolling your eyes.(Which reminds me,Nokia is a finnish conglomerate...amazing they aren't into the fishing industry.)So onto the story,if you doubt its credibility,well,it came from the kumars at No.42.And we all know that their word is law.So,Let's begin.

Once there was this british writer(forgot his name) that moved to india innit.So one day he found this tiger cub see?He took it home, and begin caring for it.They had a long and happy friendship,man and beast.The end.Okay,fine,not quite.So the tiger would just roam around the house,and when the limey was writing his stuff,his striped buddy would lick his hand like the cutest dog.Then one day, the brit pricked his finger on some wooden thing,but was unawares of it(don't ask me).Then the tiger as normal licked his hand,and for the first time tasted human blood.So the writer told his friend(A human one) about the incident.The friend,being indian,instinctively overeacted.He told him to put the tiger in a zoo cause the thing already tasted human blood,and it'll gobble him up next.The writer was reluctant about doing so but finally agreed.He would visit the tiger everyday,but one day, he was posted far away to some Godforsaken desert area.He couldn't see his buddy for three years.When he fianlly returned to the zoo,he went to the office to look for the warden to open the cage to reunite him with his predertory friend,but the warden wasn't in,so what this english man does is he takes the key out of the hook and opens the door.There he found his tiger,which he hugged and kissed and told of the horrible journeys he undertook.He cried, and the tears wet the tiger's fur.After he unburdened himself he went back to the office and proceeded to place the key back.The warden stood there, horrified as he told the writer that it was the wrong tiger!

Well,an important lesson is that you should always pay attention to minor details(tiger stripes differ.)Heck,i say stay away from tigers.Now, go back to the passage and read it again.How many times did i use the word lion instead of tiger?Go on.


Done?HAH!Gotcha,none.Waste your time why don't ya?Okay, let's head to my life today.


Today is sunday.Sundays are supposed to be fun.Today just bit.Let's just call him er...THE MORON.Well,he flew into a rage today,nag nag nag...geesh,he could beat an old woman at a nag-off.So,yea.So this sunday,Mr. Funny pants wore......drumroll.....Mercedes Benz Pants!My question,What the hell are those?LUXURY PANTS?Well, yes.Went to west coast to eat.Everyone was in a stinky attitude...And i started reading the Star Wars trilogy.I guess i'll just laze around today.Mr.Ng Khoon Seng talked about the second coming.Every door needs to be open in order for it to happen.All must have the opportunity to know of christ.Hmm..deep stuff.Tomorrow's Vesak day and also HIS birthday(scoff) also got no worry about homework.Ah,Bliss.But am anxious about o level tamil paper that's in like,A WEEK.Lucky there's another chance...But hey,as long as God backs me up...So,i'll stop here today,Need to go and worrry somemore.Must not panic.Stop panicking.WHY ARE YOU PANICKING?
Sorry if i'm a little boring today...Boring day.

And today's saying,"Friends?More like Fiends."-David Schwimmer on working with the cast of Friends.

I put the Star back in Star Wars,this is Darth Victor,(breathes) Out.May the Force be with you.

alone at 4:28 PM

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